I've taken this idiot with me to hiking two times so far and the only regret I have is not reaching the summit in the second which was actually my own fault although I kept him waiting for almost 2 hours! I made sure I had selected the furthest possible spot for hiking because he was the one who brought his car! I know this guy was from a village and although he has a Master's he still is a moron from a village with the slightest clue about his surroundings! Here are a few great moments with this genius:
1- We were walking up Mount. Coulthard trail where at spots shrubs of Wild Raspberry is grown. I started picking them up and eating tehm. They are so good. This freaking idiot goes: People were probably walking here and threw out Raspberries and their seeds got in to the soil and now these are grown here!
2- We went further up until we reached the DC-3 Dakota Airplane Crash Site where a small beautiful waterfall exist. He asked me: Where does this water come from?! I explained to him that snow in higher elevations melts in summer and cascades down in the form of a waterfall! He didn't even know that.
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| I took this picture from the dash while driving back from Crowsnest Pass driving the guy's SUV. The fuel gauge had not moved much since we left home early that morning! |
This hammerhead bought an old SUV for some $8000 almost 3 years ago. This year, a little earlier he decided to sell it so he put it on the market for $7300!! The poor bastard doesn't know that if he can sell this garbage for $3000, he shall consider himself a very lucky one! But hey this what we say: Once a freaking Peasant, always a freaking Peasant. He was born stupid and he probably has never read any book or newspaper in his life. What do I care? I just use him as my chauffeur!
(Photo, top: Parts of the trail to the DC-3 Dakota plane crash site and Mount. Coulthard is decorated by wild raspberry shrubs, which was referred to by this idiot in one of his great quotas mentioned above!)
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