I was cleaning Ali G.’s truck last Sat. when I was moving out and noticed a Canadian woman and her little daughter are approaching. The woman was in her, I'd say, mid 40s, prob. a little younger (You never know how old these poeople are!) The little kid was about 10. She said hi and we started talking and just shortly after, I noticed that she’s one of the people who are out to find new members for her faith! She was a Jehovah witness!
We talked a little bit and she handed me a few issues of a magazine which I later left them all in Ali G.’s truck and never even opened them! Actually I wanted to read them to see what that crap is they claim, especially because I brough up the problem they have with blood transfusion and one of those magazines has a full coverage in that regard.
Simply put what she was saying was quite funny. I try to bring some of them here as don’t remember all. I have too many damn things in my head and this blog is actually a device for me to keep the valuable and memorable ones in a safe place for future use! This is what I have at the top of my head:
1- Jehovah is God! That’s another name for God! That’s like you say you’re a man but you’re a human as well!
2- We don’t care about Canada and we never vote for any party in the elections. What we believe in is the government of God, the kingdom of God!
3- We’re waiting for the one who’s going to settle everything down! And that’s Jesus! He’ll be back. We don’t know when but we have to make ourselves prepared and ready!
4- There are so many false religions in the world! (In response to me that said there are different Christian sects. For example Catholic, Orthodox, Mormon, etc!)
5- I told them that I’ll read the magazine and write down the questions and we’ll give her a call (She actually gave me her number) She then said that she would directed me to a brother(!) and I made a very surprised and insulted face and said: Why? What do you mean? She said that anything might happen! (She was smiling at the time!) And I asked “Like what?” She said “A relationship! It has happened before!” And I replied “If that’s a healthy relationship, what’s wrong with that!?”