Showing posts from August, 2006


CFIA is responsible for safety of food in Canada . But what I’ve seen so far in them is really disappointing! I guess here in Canada we probably each more shit compare to what we used to, back to the country I was born in, most of the time! People had told me that the CFIA inspectors I used to see back in the company I used to work for, had been simply chosen from the regular labourers of the plant or other jobs with no educational background! I remember once someone pointed at one of them and said that she used to work as a security guard for the plant! They undoubtedly hired her because no educated person is goin’ to work in a shity place like that and also because she was Caucasian ! That’s why we’ve faced major problems in beef industry in last few years. The industry solely lost almost $2 billion in last case of mad caw disease. I have already written about that. Those idiots test only 1 out of 3000 cows! God knows how these shit, we eat every day, will affect our future li

When The Things Get Tough, The Tough Gets Goin’

I started a new job today. It’s a position as kind of maintenance coordinator and basically what I do is I work with maintenance guys on a daily basis to order the parts they need. There’s an Indian lady holding this position now and she’ll be going for her maternity leave soon and I’ll replace her for a period of one year. It’s a salary based job and I work on my on pace and don’t have to clock in and out which is very good. Besides it’s in the city and close to the Downtown , Talisman , Safeway , McDonald’s , etc. The pay is not so good but the benefits are noticeable and I have lots of free time to study, work out and do whatever I want. It’s good for the period of time I mentioned. But I’m goin’ to be focused on APEGGA and the Navy . I went through the information I was given by an officer in the recruiting office. Joining Navy would be a challenging and tough job. I don’t think I’ll be able to marry someone if I join the Navy . But what’s the difference? I’m single anyway! Why

Stupid Tamil Tigers

As I said it before Canada is the biggest rubbish deposit in the world. Everyone who gets kicked from his homeland, flees to this part of the world. The reason could be anything: from manslaughter, fraud and war crime to anything else that you are able to imagine. Amongst the people you might face here are Tamils , a minority inhibitors of Sri Lanka . Tamil Tigers have been fighting for independence of the north part of the island for years. It’s said that Pakistan supplies them. I’m not surprised. You can expect everything form Pakistanis . If there’s one creature in the entire universe that I hate the most, that’s a Pakistani , first and then an Arab . Look what they did to Afghanistan , Iran, Canada and the whole world, actually by establishment of Taliban . And if you knew how Pakistan came to existence, you'd be amazed! I might write about that shit later. Anyway a few Tamils here in Canada or specifically in Toronto , where is called the most multicultural or cosmopoli

I'm A Butterfly!

Today I was entitled with the second nickname of mine since I came to Canada ! This is also the second title I received this week, after Canadian Citizen which I explained the whole story of it in previous post. And guess what it is? Butterfly! I really like that and I think that fits me very well. That’s what exclusively expresses my personality in a way. Here’s how it was given to me: I was talking to a very pretty Filipino girl who’s been recently hired (She’s married!) and then left her after a few min. and went to Magi , a Canadian girl whom have been known for years just to have a short chat and say kind of goodbye to her. Then when I went back to the Filipino gal again, whom has been entitled Tiger Woman by me, because of the sexy stretch tiger texture pants she wears sometimes, and she said: “You’re a butterfly!” I, first, didn’t notice what she meant. Like a dumb ass! Then realized what it is about after she gave me a little explanation! That's true. I jump from this

Oath of Citizenship Ceremony

I attended my Oath ceremony today in the morning, something that I was waiting for since my first year of immigration. Well may be not that early but I was looking forward to the date I affirm as a Canadian citizen. I was supposed to be there at 08:30 AM and I left at about 07:50, I guess and God! … that was almost rush hour. And as I haven’t had my breakfast, I stopped at a McDonald’s to grab something to eat. There were only two people before me but God damn! there was an old Oriental woman taking orders and she was so slow like a turtle! I looked at my wrist watch: Almost 08:00 AM! So I immediately left and drove to 5 th A St. and 19 th Ave. SW while my destination Harry Hays building is located at 1st St. and 4 th Ave. SE! So I started walking very fast toward the building and when I was there it was almost 08:29! I saw a line. We stayed in the line and after the documents were checked, we were let in a hall and remained sited until a judge, a very pretty, blond , tall, yo

Staff Shortage

I went to the McDonald’s nearby yesterday afternoon to get a cup of coffee and the lobby was closed! There was a note on the door indicating that the closure is due to staff shortage! You could only get food from drive thru . Same thing in the Burger King next door. They used to run the business from 08:00 AM to 11:00 PM. Now it’s only till 05:00 PM and food is served just if you order it in drive thru ! When I was at D. H. ’s in the evening he told me Subway , McDonald’s and food businesses like that pay $18 to $25 per hour to the employees up in Fort McMurray . So people who work here, rather working up there and make big bucks! Fort McMurray is the base for all Oil Sand projects in Alberta and attracting thousands of people from all around the world and Canada . He said that I have to start a business soon up there. He said that a Pizza business makes lots of money in a short time or I should try any other thing in that booming town. I even can work on a rig, he said. But

Seafood Chef

My friend, Hodani , was born in the port city of Bandar-e-Abbas of Iran at the shore of beautiful forever Persian Gulf but has been living abroad for more than 15 years , may be even more as he doesn’t know himself or he’s not willing to recall or talk about. He used to live in India before he moved to Canada and I have no idea how long he lived there. There’s something that I’m sure about and that’s he’s a great seafood chef. Yesterday he was a guest at my place but instead of me cooking for him, he made something for me. We had Rainbow Trout and Basmati rice. I had bought two fresh fishes from Superstore and we got the essential herbs and seasonings he needed from Co-op then. Here’re the ingredients: 2 fresh medium Rainbow Trout 1 Garlic (Just a few cloves needed) 3 medium Tomato 1 cup enriched Flour 1 teaspoon ground Red Pepper Canola Oil 1 teaspoon ground Turmeric Salt 1- Wash the fishes with cold water and clear off the scales. 2- Cut each fish to 3 piece

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

I don’t understand this: a few horny guys in Africa slept with monkeys, chimps, gorillas and other animals as literally they are animals themselves, for a few years and got the disease which is called AIDS today and then transferred it to other people all around the world and people, here in Canada hold conferences for that?! Why don’t you control yourselves when you get horny assholes? What the fuck is the difference between an animal and a human? Should you just follow your desire? So that’s what happens to you. You people instead of wasting your money on such a stupid conference just pull up your pants and stop being an animal. And also stop criticizing the Prime Minister for not participating in such a stupid rally of sex addicts!


I’m studying for NPP exam. of APEGGA and there are too many interesting things to learn. Regardless of the fact that I’m not satisfied with my pace of studying, and that’s why I’d like to re-schedule the exam, I find the whole course very interesting and difficult at the same time. NPP or National Professional Practice Exam. is basically talks about Canadian law concepts such as tort, duress, misrepresentation, proof, consideration and all kind of knowledge that a professional should be aware of to be able to practice. One of the interesting concepts is mistake. According to the Canadian law if a mistake is conducted in a contract by one of the parties and the mistake is learnt by the party whom the document containing mistake has been sent to, continuing to the contract is considered fraudulent and a charge might be taken against him or her. But if the offeree doesn’t know anything about the mistake, he or she won’t be charged. Simply put a just and reasonable person won’t insi

Prostitute Blog

I always wondered whether or not prostitutes enjoy sex but never had a chance to ask. I think I didn’t dare asking if there was a chance, actually! When I had few minutes with that Oriental girl a few days ago which I wrote the whole story, I thought she enjoyed her time. It looked she did, to me. Or the similar situation I had last year with a Filipino girl and again I thought she enjoyed as well. I even think they were ready for more. But they are different as they are not full-time prostitutes! They are parlours. It’s different from a street whore. I haven’t had any experience in that regard yet! I found this blog on the web by accident. It's called prostitute blog . It’s quite interesting. Although there’re grammatical errors and comments function is not working. The girl has stories of her clients and seems she enjoys her time a lot. It’s recommended for both guys and gals as there are good sex tips presented by the writer. Hopefully she is notified somehow and activates h

Taste of Calgary

P. M.  came to my place yesterday afternoon and we went to Marda Loop for a kind of street festival. There were Cuban dancing, beach volleyball, live music, arts and crafts and other fun as well. What caught my eye and was very interesting to me were a few guys dressed like Star Wars characters! There were Dart Wader , Luke Skywalker , an Imperial Soldier and others as well which I couldn’t recall what exactly they are. They were actually advertising for a comic store in the city called Comic-Kazi ! Gloria , a friend of P. M ., was there and actually that was her who had called P. M. and told about this festival. She was with two old girlfriends of hers. P. M. and Gloria work for the same construction company. She’s an average-looking girl in her mid 30s and a little crazy! I’ll tell you what she did later. We left there at about 05:00 as that was the end of the show and headed to Eau Clare Market for Taste of Calgary . It’s a food and beverage show which was held for the 10


I read a good point presented by a reader of Calgary Sun today when I was having something in McDonald’s . What he asks is if Islam is the religion of peace and goodness why hasn’t been a rally by Muslims so far condemning what has happened so far to the world in terms of terrorism, for example Madrid train blast or London Underground attack? And he’s true. Muslims keep saying that this is not real Islam . So If this is not what it's known as Islam , then what is that? I list what people have seen as sign of Islam in past few years: - Massacre of school kids in town of Baslin in Russia by Chechen Muslim militants. - Destroying Buddha giant statues in village of Bamian in Afghanistan by Taliban . - Explosion of Pan American airplane over Scotland by Libyans . - Beheading Westerners in Iraq by Sunni extremists of Al-Zarqwi and others. - Recognizing Taliban by criminal, motherfucker, pieces of crap, filthy Arabs of UAE . And many more. But I’d like to insist th

Dental care

I’ve spent thousands of dollars (Yes! Thousands!) for my dental care here so far. Fortunately part of that has been paid by my insurance company but that’s only a small portion. Today I had an appointment for a few crowns of my tooth. When I was there last time to have my check up, the hygienist lady told me that the crowns would cost me so much that might make me broke. Then she talked to the doctor and notified me that it would be free! Unbelievable! The doctor and his assistant, a very pretty blonde, blue-eyed tall, slim (Don’t get excited!) Canadian girl worked on my tooth for almost 2 hours and finally they charged me only $17.00 ! Considering a labourer earns almost $12 an hour, that small amount of money is nothing. I’ve been booked for the next weekend to be inserted by splints. That’s gonna cost me bucks.

Never-ending War

A large terror plot was just thwarted in London Airport yesterday and few people are in custody now. The Scotland Yard is still looking for more suspects. The terror links to the filthiest creatures the world has ever seen (after Arabs of course) Pakistanis ! I'm not telling you what has happened so far 'cause you might have known already or can easily find it in the news. But there're few things that I'd like to mention and there're questions as well: One of the experts on CBC said that because Hezbollah has gotten the world's attention lately by challenging Israel , that would've made Al-Qaeda to plan a large attack on Westerners to gain its leadership in Islamic extremism. I think that's true. Those morons are both crazy. That's part of Shia-Sunni conflict we see in Iraq these days. But that could be just another show by Westerners to say how intelligent they are and how they care about their people while also just could be another

Free Haircut

Hair stylists make good money here. A regular haircut at least cost you $15 and if you need more services like dye and everything could go up to ... unlimited! I was looking for a place to have my hair cut and decided to go to Simple Scissors first. That's were I used to go. A few nice Filipino girls. But when I got there, I just saw a short Filipino guy with a big mustache and a tall Canadian guy with long blond hair at the table eating something. Obviously the first guy was just a hairstylist who rents a chair in that salon and the Canadian guy were a new fucker of the girls. Because I know that place very well. The owner is single and the girls who come over are usu. single young girl and mostly horny, looking for handsome guys. Anyhow the girls were not around and I just got myself vanished immediately and drove off to a Great Clips at 8th. St. , right in front of Safeway . I'm giving you the address 'cause there are nice girls around most of the time and give

A Very Tight One Amongst Many!

I'm neither a pervert, nor a guy having regular sexual relationship with different women. But I'm not totally in the dark. I went to a massage studio tonight which I rather not to mention the name and address as it would be free advertisement for them and that was a great experience. There was a young Oriental woman which I barely say how old she was ... You know how they look like: petite, sweet, silky long hair and ever bearing smile. And of course fair complexion which is of course different from Caucasian people. She, at the beginning acted very friendly, obviously to induce me. With a very bad English accent, she brought an album and showed me her photos, mentioning the places she was to. She insisted that she was a student at the time! Then she started massaging my back while sat on my hip off and on and continuously talking. That was not bad. Then she left for about 3 min. and when got back asked me what I want her to do for me! I asked her what she could do. She has

The Long Weekend of Civic

I just got home after a very busy day. But busy not in a positive and productive way really. Mostly was waste of time, unfortunately. I've recently been a little thoughtless and have to give myself a hint (I'm!). P. M. came over Sun. afternoon and after a good workout in Talsiman and dinner we went to his favourite place, Metropolitan . But that was closed! We were told that they close at 12:00 on Sun.! So we went home and watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind . That's kind of weird movie in my view: A science-fiction which is also supposed to be a comedy, obviously because Jim Carrey stars in it. The story is very unique, pure, noble and new to me but P. M. later said he had seen another one with such theme. How did it happen? I don't know because he's a very slow guy! I'm sure there are another movies that focus on the topic of memory but this one is really good. Two gorgeous girls perform in it: Kate Winslet and Kirsten Dunst . Then in the mor

Rob Zombie

I was acting as a couch potato last night and encountered a kind of entertainment news or report on CityTV . The girl was the host of a guy with long hair, beard and headband, obviously a member of a Rock or Metal band. I shortly after noticed he’s Rob Zombie . I've had heard about him earlier but never got to know him really well. He was answering the questions regarding his recent tour while shots of his and his buddy’s performance was being seen: You know acting like crazy guys, shouting, jumping up and down. But I like it sometimes. It’s exciting. That’s how you get relived. The funny thing here is he was talking about how he picks his band’s member and he said he was looking for a normal (!) person and that was extremely hard for him to find such a scarce! That’s interesting while many people might think that he’s not normal. I've never been a big fan of Metal but that doesn't mean that I don’t like it. He’s also a director. He only works in musical and horror genr

You Get Screwed Here Anyway

The capitalism system of Western countries has been established in a way that the money you earn here, no matter how, would not stay in your pocket for a long time. It gets disappeared in a blink of an eye. Companies keep calling you, offering different types of services and steal your money legally. I was doing my grocery shopping yesterday while a lady from MBNA with a strange accent (prob. French or may be Eastern European ) called me and started describing a kind of travel insurance plan! I stopped her and said that I did not need a service like that but that was not easy to convince her. Then today I talked to a Telus Mobility agent and complained about the amount they charged me and finally decided to cancel my contract. The guy tried to make my mind changed and described different plans with lower monthly charges but they sound cheating to me. So I did cancel my contract with them effecting Aug.31. They are looking for new customers at the moment and that’s a bad sign for

How Far Is This Goin’?

Gasoline price is continuously going up and seems there’s no end to that. It was ¢103.9 in June.24 and then went up to ¢110.4 in July 07. I filled up half for ¢115.9 yesterday. It has been at this price for almost two week but experts say it’s even going higher. So by paying $30 I only bought 26.69 liter of gas! This is the cause of millions of dollars lost sale in recent months for the three major auto makers in North America . A recent poll in city of Calgary shows that only 41% of people say they’re traveling in this long weekend! Some say they’re barely able to drive to a grocery store! With storm season on it's way and all those stupid confrontation between Iran and the West , there’s a high likelihood of having the prices up to … well ... I don’t wanna know! Prius owners seem the only one unharmed. This amazing hybrid is very popular now and the interesting thing is there’s not much different between a new and a used one. But somebody should do something about

The Truth is Immutable

Oliver Stone has recently made a movie called World Trade Centre that we see its teaser and trailers on TV these days. Seems he’s goin’ deeper and deeper every year! The director who made JFK and Platoon , two of my all time favorites, especially the first one which says who really runs the US , have already ruined his reputation by the movie Alexander ! (Imagine a movie which someone like Angelina Jolie preforms in it. That could be the ultimate stupidity and extreme boredom!) This time he proves that his era is over and there’s no credit for the director who tried to help the world to understand the truth. World Trade Centre which will be in theatres in Aug.09 would be an untrue story based on false statements. No matter how good it’s directed and how beautiful the stars show it to us. Everyone who has a little brain in his or her skull and able to think, understands that all what happened to New York , Washington and the other cities of the US , had been done by the people

The Career I Love

I just finished a long process of a position application in oil and gas industry as Quality Assurance Manager with Canadian Natural . That’s actually the best online application process I’ve ever seen so far. The job market is not very good at the moment. In the last 2 months I’ve only found 3 positions which fit my background and education while the last interview I had was in the last week of May! But this one’s the right position for me and that’s exactly what I’d love to do. Undertakings like: Building teams Work assignment Preparing reports Data gathering, analysis and conclusion Meetings and discussions Planning and scheduling Audits I know there’s only a little chance, but I’ve applied. My resume is not bad though. As Kamix used to say I wouldn’t lose anything. It’s just a few min., may be hours research and spending time on resume to enrich it. The companies rarely trust foreigners in application of key positions like that but I finally get what I want and I’ll fig