I cancelled a ticket to Denver for Christmas and bought my ticket for the second trip to Japan next year(!) while having another plan for June but have to get a sort of agreement as there will be no vacation.
Then yesterday I was talking to myself: What should I do today? I'm a bit bored and tired after jogging. I ate my lunch. Then the answer hit me: Come up with a list of appropriate insults! What do I mean by that? These are the humiliating ones but not too rude! What do you think about the list. I have to say that the original ones, mean invented by me(!) are followed by a capital O:
1) Go dig a latrine.
2) You have your entire life to be a Jerk, take today off.
3) Why don't you hang yourself from the ceiling? It would be a nice scene! (O). (This might be a little too harsh)
4) When a dog barks at me, I don't kick its ass (O).
5) Go get your six pack and weed (O).
6) When did you say you would move out of your Mom's house? (O).
7) Did you get permission from your Dad to come here or you don't even know who it is!? (O).
Then I thought I should come up with some new ones regarding these people who claim they're neither a boy nor a girl. That would be another post.
Then yesterday I was talking to myself: What should I do today? I'm a bit bored and tired after jogging. I ate my lunch. Then the answer hit me: Come up with a list of appropriate insults! What do I mean by that? These are the humiliating ones but not too rude! What do you think about the list. I have to say that the original ones, mean invented by me(!) are followed by a capital O:
1) Go dig a latrine.
2) You have your entire life to be a Jerk, take today off.
3) Why don't you hang yourself from the ceiling? It would be a nice scene! (O). (This might be a little too harsh)
4) When a dog barks at me, I don't kick its ass (O).
5) Go get your six pack and weed (O).
6) When did you say you would move out of your Mom's house? (O).
7) Did you get permission from your Dad to come here or you don't even know who it is!? (O).
Then I thought I should come up with some new ones regarding these people who claim they're neither a boy nor a girl. That would be another post.
8) I don't know what your parents did to you (Courtesy of Seinfeld!)
(Photo: I was once in Downtown Calgary Safeway, I used to go there a lot, sometimes 4 times a week and a silly guy did something that I disliked a lot! I think he was a construction worker. I called him something that I shouldn't have and to this day I feel bad and remorseful, I called him White Trash and I can't recall clearly but I think he ignored me(!) and then another fella and his girlfriend, both of course Caucasians like the construction worker, started to follow me in the isles and gazing at me. You never know what people are capable of doing although it was nearly 11 years ago or more and people have still not become as crazy and insane as they are now, I got the hell out of there after paying for my merchandise. I thought I shall say this as part of the post although it has nothing to do with this picture of two girls fighting!)
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