We had been scheduled for an audit, by a third party, for about two months, a few weeks ago. I had been invited as optional although I had a major role! So I said to myself: I have enough to do. Why do I bother? Then I went to the genius(!) and told him that our Q. M. was not yet ready and I was working on it. He said the audit would be for welding shop only. I said okay and left.
Then the audit days comes and the idiot (of course I was sarcastic when I said the genius!) comes to me and asks me to join! I go and sit, without any introduction or something! I don't remember if that guy was the same as last year's but he starts to ask questions about the ways things are said are done in the Q. M. but we do it differently, because we are in the process of updating that document! I try to find a proper answer but I do not have any simply because I was updating the Q. M.! Now we look like idiots!
Then he asks another question, this one about a key part of the document which involves the top management but they have done nothing, as usual! So my answer is that they did probably not have time!
The whole session is nothing but embarrassment! Simplest things that we could do but these bunch of retard , lazy, idiots had not done anything!
The third party, under circumstances, could sustain the company's certificate but this was not one. In most cases they work with the companies but the bad thing is we had at least 7 more findings in comparison with the last year's and it shows nothing but incompetence, laziness, stupidity and carelessness of most the staff from top to the bottom, in this shithole!
(Photo: Our auditor did not look as professional as this one and even if he did, he wouldn't do much! He didn't even bother looking at, at least, 6 or 7 other sections of the Q. M. which has complete different base from what we did in the company! Fool! You're all nothing but a joke! A silly and stupid joke that does not even bring a smile to anyone's face!)
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