I was thinking of this fella and his obnoxious behaviour on daily basis. I have called him Screamer. He is a repulsive turd, I would like to call him that as well! He erupts at least a few times a day. You're sitting and everywhere is quiet. everybody is busy with what he or she is doing and all of a sudden you here someone scream! It probably reminds you of that commercial for Alien where it goes: In space no one hears you scream!
Anyways my suggestion is to slip him a mickey early in the morning right after he arrives at the office! If the proper dose is used, it should keep him calm all day long, possibly to the afternoon. Now the question is should it be done with his consent or without because I know people who actually take downers to be able to work. Some people drink alcohol just to make it easy on them. The later would consider illegal but how about the first? If it is supervised and a medical professional confirms that, the guy does not even have to know it. It could be only said to the H. R. people. After all this is for the benefit of the company and its employees so there should not be a problem!
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You should seek immediate mental care attention!
And why is that? Do you think it is a bad idea helping others to work in a quiet environment? And remember it is only a suggestion. Just like yours! It does not necessarily mean that it should be done. It should be considered, thought through and analyzed. Don't tell me that you are against that. Are you?
If you want to work in a quiet environment, then get a job in a grave yard, will you? As you said, it is just a suggestion, but it can surely help you!
So you are saying it is too much asking for a quiet working environment. I have to disagree. But tell me how you would get me a job in grave yard. Do you think that might be possible?
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