I was a little shocked to know that
Malpensa Airport is actually named after the former
Italian Prime Minister, when I just came back from the trip and no one ever, even once, referred to that!
Silvio Berlusconi (Perhaps one of a few
Italian names that could be easily, quickly and correctly pronounced by foreigners!) was a controversial figure in modern Italy, perhaps after
Benito Mussolini. There was even a movie made about him a few years ago but I haven't seen it. He died in
2023 in
Milan at the age of
86.
Nevertheless, let's talk about
Malpensa Airport (
MXP) and how you can easily manage your trip's first steps. Stage one: Ignore everything that you have read in the
Government of Canada Travel Advisory website!
I regularly check the
Government of Canada Travel Advisory website to see what the situation looks like before I plan for my trips. This time ignoring that resulted in a huge amount of time and money saving! I planned to drive to
Gruyeres in
Switzerland from
Malpensa, a nearly
290 Km (
180 m.) drive, (which you will see how crazy it went in another post!), the website tells you to have an
IDP which stands for
International Driving Permit, as well as a notarized or official translation of your
Operator's License. Here's how I handled them: I was quite tired, frustrated with all the damn cost(!) and exhausted from work. So I said to myself: I'm going to take the train and make it to
Gruyeres in
05:30 hours instead of
03:30. I'm not going to spend any more money on photographs (for the
IDP), the
IDP processing fee itself, the translation and of course going to all these places!
Here's what happened instead: I reached
MXP around 17:30, you can easily find out by looking at the
Timeline in
Google Maps on your phone, if you have a Pixel or any other
Android based mobile phone and I don't know about
Apple but I do know that law enforcement agencies use the devise to catch the lying criminal and I love that(!), and I went to
Passport Control. It took nearly
3 minutes. No line, no questions. Only looking at the passport and obtaining the finger prints of the right hand, electronically and I guess taking a photo. I then went to a
SIM Card booth and bought one with
2 GB data available which would work in
Switzerland (which will be the subject of a topic later!). I think it was
€38, if I'm not mistaken. Then I headed toward
Enterprise which is located on the lower floor. The people happily considered my reservation despite the fact that more than
7 hours, I think, had passed the original time that I was supposed to get the vehicle. The young girl, who was very nice and polite and helpful did not ask anything about
IDP or the translation of the freaking
O. License! She probably didn't even know what it was! Finding the parking was a challenge at first but I asked one of the guides and he directed me there. There, in the lot, I was given a standard, hybrid, hatchback,
Puma Ford! What an unusual combination of featured but it worked. I think by the time I left the airport it was almost
18:45, not too far from sunset, in a country that I had never driven in, toward the destination that I would have to cross a border and I solely depend on
Google Maps! I didn't get any food or beverages, considering I had eaten both at
YYC and the plane. I just followed the map and tried to get myself familiar with the features of the
Puma!